Monday, November 24, 2008


WARNING WHAT FOLLOWS THIS HEADLINE IS QUITE PROBABLY THE MOST MYSONGINIST PICTURE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.


IN FACT I HAVE INSERTED A MILDLY MYSOGINISTIC PICTURE IN BETWEEN THE TEXT AND THE TRULY BAD PICTURE.

BE FOREWARNED YOU WILL HATE ME FOR THIS LOL






Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I am 11% Geek.
I wish I was a Geek. But alas I am not. Damn.
I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear
I am 4% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.
I am 19% Hippie.
So Not a Hippie.
What? Am I a Republican? Why did I even bother taken this test?! I guess I’ll back to my George W. Bush fan club and tell them I just wasted 10 minutes of my life. At least I don’t stink, man.
I am 36% White Trash.
Not Too White Trashy
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
I am 83% Asshole/Bitch.
Total Asshole or Bitch!
I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.



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