Its quiz time readers, what is wrong with this picture?

Its snowing again and its fucking March so that is enough of that shit I command it to stop.

The whole northern plains is due to become a lake and that sun of a beech upstairs is sending us more moisture. God has to be a woman because only a real bitch would do that to us long suffering Eskimos

So if any of my faithless readers are god botherers get on your knees and pray for my benighted soul