Okay so I have been less than gregarious as of late but I thought I would tell you how well my horses have been doing and relate an anecdote

Devon Cream has won over 30 grand this summer and for once I am cashing checks instead of writing them.

Homerun has just won his first race

as for the anecdote...

Me and my mom were in Arizon at a JC Penny's shopping for clothes for my niece (for the record I was just the chauffeur)when a helpful lady cam up and asked me if I needed any help? I pointed at my mother and said "ask her I am just here for security".

Her head whipped around looked at my mother and squeaked out " you must be either really rich or really famous to need that much security"

I laughed