LOL you are right its all in my head but its in the small head not the big one lmao

Back when I was 25 and still in the prime of my life, strong, flexible and only pudgy. LOL ahh the days when I could scare women and small children just by walking into a room, anyways it was a long cold winter weekend and with the right stimulation and plenty of time I did reach the promised land 14 times in 1 day LOL now I am old and fat and lazy not good for more than 2 or 3 times a night and definitely not every night LOL

Well that's my story and I am sticking to it ......... And the sheets (now I bet you snorted your diet coke out your nose)

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